Monday, August 13

Cereal, Guys. No More Real Tea

So here's the scoop:

  • I am still not over vacation being over. Not at all.
  • I want to live in a fantasy land with frequent lottery wins and a husband who works, well, never.
  • A giant storm hit while I was away and killed pretty much everything in the yard & garden. 
  • I came home to garden death and weeds as tall as Kadyn because Ryan was too pissed off to do anything about the yard/garden.
  • He made a bad choice (and I told him so) but he's not in agreement. 
  • He is wrong.
  • Ryan bought a chunk of carpet for the basement - which we cleaned, purged and organized the shit out of. 
  • The boys now have a decent sized play space that is all theirs and is not my living room.
  • There are still toys in my living room.
  • I put the boys in 5x/week swimming lessons for two weeks.
  • After being MIA for two weeks, I finally found my brain.
  • DAILY swimming lessons are not the best choice.
  • BUT Kadyn's instructor told me he's totally ROCKING his back floats and is working on some pretty rad underwater skillz.
  • Once Graysen got over being away from his brother, he kicked some aqua ass, too!!
  • We're going to stick to 1x/week swimming lessons in the future.
  • Kadyn starts school in less than a month.
  • I've been researching Klonopin and Xanax
  • Graysen turns 2 in a month.
  • What do you think is more effective - Klonopin and whiskey? Or Xanax and tequila?
  • I really want a dog.
  • We've been to the animal shelter twice in the last month.
  • BC Police called me a couple weeks ago.
  • They found my cameras!!
  • I completely underestimated the stupidity of the thieves.
  • If I'm super duper lucky, the pictures the thieves took of themselves will still be on the camera when I get it back. (Yes. THEY TOOK PICTURES OF THEMSELVES ON THE CAMERA THEY STOLE AND DIDN'T DELETE THEM.)
  • My faith in karma has been affirmed.
  • As of August 6, Ryan and I have been together for 11 years, married for 6.
  • I cannot believe I've spent over a decade of my life with the same person and I still love him. (Most of the time.)
  • Mondays are extra nasty when you only had a one-day weekend.

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