So, I am not always the most appropriate person. I have a twisted sense of humor, almost no filter and I often speak before I think. I am also pretty frank, even with Kadyn.
Sometimes this pays off exponentially. (Most of the time is just embarrassing, but those stories aren't nearly as much fun. At least not for me.)
Friday morning I had a prenatal appointment. As with Kadyn, I've seen my regular doctor up until week 32-ish. She no longer delivers babies, so I move over to another doctor in her office for the last 6 - 8 weeks. Today was my first appointment with him.
As we pull into the parking lot, Kadyn says, "We're at the doctor's!" (Kadyn loves the doctor's and the doctor's toys. I don't know why, they are as old as I am, but he's happy.) I told Kadyn we would be seeing a new doctor today and told him the doctor's name. I was about to say we would be seeing the doctor who delivered him but, as luck would have it, he was cruising the Pacific when Kadyn was born, so, without thinking, I said the first thing that popped into my head - "We're going to see the doctor who cut your penis!" (He may have been on a cruise when Kadyn was born, but he was back in time to circumcise him.)
We pull into the parking spot and Kadyn starts whimpering. He says he doesn't want to go to the doctor's anymore. Very strange. Kadyn ALWAYS wants to go to the doctor's. He ASKS to go to the doctor's. I got out of the car, opened his door and asked him why he didn't want to go to the doctor's anymore. He looks at me with the saddest look on his face, he's got both hands guarding his crotch and he says, in the saddest voice I have ever heard, "I don't want to cut my penis."
Uh-oh.
Trying, unsuccessfully, not to laugh, I told him no one would be cutting his penis today, or ever, and that Mama would be seeing the doctor, not him. Thankfully, he was easily convinced and distracted by the promise of doctor's toys.
Good job, Mama.